Mind Murphy's Laws ?

Everyone knows Murphy's Law
"Anything that can go wrong, will..."

Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!


Murphy's Technology Law #1:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.


Murphy's Technology Law #2:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with
confidence.


Murphy's Technology Law #3:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.


Murphy's Technology Law #4:
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she
knows absolutely everything about nothing.


Murphy's Technology Law #5:
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be
sure.


Murphy's Technology Law #6:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.


Murphy's Technology Law #7:
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.


Murphy's Technology Law #8:
A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.


Murphy's Technology Law #9:
New systems generate new problems.


Murphy's Technology Law #10:
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.


Murphy's Technology Law #11:
We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything.


Murphy's Technology Law #12:
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years
make.


Murphy's Technology Law #13:
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.


Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.


Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Lowery's Law of Home Repair:
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway


Beach's Law:
Interchangeable parts aren't.


William's Law:
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be
solved by brute strength and ignorance.


Lane's Law of Supply and Demand:
The one item you need is always in short supply.


Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


Norman Einstein's Law:
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.


Col. Murphy's Law of Combat:
Never forget that your weapon was made by the
lowest bidder!

Murphys Thermodynamics Law:
Things get worse under pressure.


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